TrapCast Express
TrapCast Express, it's Friday, May 10th, 2019.
Folks, you can't make it up. You just can't make it up.
Adjectives divide people.
That is one of the latest profound insights from Jorge Bergoglio, a.k.a. Pope Francis.
Speaking to 500 members of the Italian Roma, Sinti, and Gypsy communities on Thursday, May 9th,
Francis said, quote,
Something that angers me is that we have become used to speaking about people with adjectives.
This person is like this. This person is like...
Yeah, those wicked, evil adjectives.
I mean, who needs them anyway?
As in, repentant sinner, Catholic citizen, poor beggar, female visitor, plastic chalice, rigid Pharisee, sick child,
dead body...
Papal pretender, for example.
Really, it's time we finally declared war on adjectives.
I mean, this is clearly insufferable.
We need a culture of speaking without adjectives.
In other words, an adjective-less culture.
Ah, well.
Oops.
Folks, Vatican City has become an utter madhouse.
Now, speaking of the Vatican, this past Saturday,
May 4th, the Frankster blathered at his Swiss guards...
I'm sorry.
I mean, he gave an address to the Swiss guards
and told them that religious diversity is a human wealth.
Yeah.
Isn't it just so awesome and enriching that we haven't yet made disciples of all nations for Christ?
Fantastic, bro.
Francis told his guards that they are to, quote,
live in society with the...
right attitude, recognizing cultural, religious, and social diversity as human wealth
and not as a threat, unquote.
See?
How poor would our world be if everyone recognized and adored Jesus Christ
and belonged to his holy Catholic Church?
How wonderful that we also have people worshiping cows instead,
casting spells and putting pins in voodoo dolls,
and adoring...
Satan himself.
All that richness.
What Bergoglio told the Swiss guards there,
he also said to the North Macedonians he just visited this past Tuesday.
In a video greeting that he had published ahead of his trip,
he told the North Macedonians what it is that makes their country so beautiful.
You ready for this?
He said, quote,
The particular beauty of your country comes from the variety of cultures,
and...
ethnic and religious affiliations that inhabit it, unquote.
Now, of course, all this is right in line with what he said in Abu Dhabi,
United Arab Emirates, in February.
Remember?
On February 4th, he signed a joint declaration with the Grand Imam of the Al-Azhar Mosque
that said, quote,
The pluralism and the diversity of religions, color, sex, race, and language
are willed by God...
in his wisdom, through which he created human beings, unquote.
See?
Moses just didn't get that
when he blew a gasket at seeing the Israelites worshiping the golden calf.
And neither did Christ when he taught that everyone must become his disciple
so that there would be only one flock and one shepherd.
And when he reminded the devil of the first commandment,
Thou shalt adore the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
Luke 4.8
Oh, well, good thing we finally have Francis to straighten everybody out about this.
I mean, you should have heard the sermon he gave in Skopje, North Macedonia.
He preached on the words of our Lord,
I am the bread of life, whoever comes to me shall not hunger,
and whoever believes in me shall never thirst.
John 6.35, taken from the Gospel of the Day.
In that train wreck of a sermon,
Francis talked about what he...
He called the, quote,
And he also said, quote,
All those people discovered that hunger for bread has other names, too.
Hunger for God, hunger for fraternity, hunger for encounter and a shared feast, unquote.
Or how about this?
Quote,
We are hungry, Lord, to experience, like that crowd,
the multiplication of your mercy,
which can break down our stereotypes
and communicate the Father's compassion for each person,
especially those for whom no one cares,
the forgotten or despised.
Ooh, adjectives, careful.
Let us not be afraid to say it clearly.
We are hungry for bread, Lord,
the bread of your word,
the bread of fraternity, unquote.
Francis even quoted himself in the sermon
from when he was the pretend Archbishop of Buenos Aires in 1995
when he said in a sermon for Corpus Christi that Christ's is, quote,
the language of bread that speaks of tenderness, companionship,
generous dedication to others, unquote.
Tired of the metaphors yet?
Of course, I left the best for last.
Francis ends his homily with the sentence, quote,
unquote.
All right, let's end this podcast on a positive note, though.
Francis has given up his involvement in witchcraft.
Yeah, at least that's what I have to conclude based on what he said.
As reported by VaticanNews.va,
on his return flight from North Macedonia this past Tuesday,
he was asked how he gets all his energy.
And this is what he answered, quote,
First of all, I would like to say I do not resort to witchcraft, unquote.
Well, that's surprising.
I mean, considering that last time he was asked that question,
he said the exact opposite.
Remember?
On January 15th, 2018, Andrea Tornielli of Vatican Insider,
who, by the way, now runs Vatican Media,
Tornielli wrote, quote,
Loud laughter accompanied the joke Francis made in answer to a question
posed to him by the journalist Christiana Caricato of TV2000,
who, greeting him, asked him what the doctor gives him
to be able to face such long journeys.
We want to know what the doctor gives you so that we can take it too.
We who struggle just as you do.
A reference to Bergoglio's stamina during these trips.
But I do not go to the doctor.
I go to the witch, he said, laughing heartily, unquote.
Well, so apparently he doesn't go to the witch anymore now.
Maybe he gave it up for Lent or something.
I don't know.
But in any case, we can rest assured
that that witch, at least, doesn't come with an adjective.
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